I'll Work Something Out

 Its bring your child to work day and a 40 year old Portuguese mom named Fernanda brings her 21 year old son Marco to visit the office. After meeting her coworkers, and her boss, the son decides to go to the breakroom with his mom.

Fernanda: "Marco, how are you enjoying your day so far?"

Marco: "Its pretty cool. I'd rather be come playing GTA 5 but i guess this is a good break."

Fernanda: "You really need to stop playing video games."

Marco takes out his phone and looks at the time. He rolls his eyes, realizing its a still a few hours before he and his mom can go home. Suddenly, a thought comes to mind.

Marco (inner mind voice): "I always wanted to feel what is like to be a woman in the workplace? Maybe I'll finally get that raise that she's been asking her boss for."

Marco: "Hey mom, can i show you a magic trick?"

Fernanda: "Sure, but make it quick". I have to go back to my cubicle to grab something.

Marco: "It wont be long, trust me."

Fernanda sits back down and asks: "Okay, what's the trick."

Marco holds her hand and closes his eyes. Suddenly, he blacks out and falls to the floor.

Marco (now in his mom's body): "Damn, it worked, I'm inside my mom." 

Fernanda (in Marco's body): "What happened? Why am I looking at myself? 

Both of them gawk at each other in pure shock.

Marco: "Mom, I swapped bodies with you."

Fernanda: Marco, what are you talking about? Please tell me this is just a dream."

Marco: "Nope. I'm gonna use your body to get that raise you deserve."

Fernanda: "You better not do anything stupid Marco!"

Marco: "Too late, hahaha".

Fernanda: "Marco, stop grabbing my boobs! Its weird."

Marco, still clutching his moms boobs, turns to him and smiles happily.

Marco: "I'm gonna have some fun with this, just wait and see. Byeee!"








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