It's My Lucky Day

 A 45 year old Venezuelan Mom named Anna goes to the supermarket to pay for an item. She goes to the the checkout lane where a 23 year old cashier named Ricardo is waiting for her to give her credit card to him. As Anna takes out her card and hands it to Ricardo, suddenly the lights black out momentarily and once back on, Anna and Ricardo now find themselves in each others bodies. In a state of panic, Anna (now Ricardo) approaches Ricardo (now Anna) on the other side of the register and stares at her confused.

Anna (in Ricardo's body): "What the hell just happened! Why am I you? Eww, you really smell."

Ricardo (in Anna's body): "I don't know what happened, but I have boobs now and they feel so good. Look how squeezable they are."

Anna: "Stop doing that, people are watching us."

Ricardo: "Let them have a free show."

Anna: "Change us back!"

Ricardo: "This is too much fun man! Damn, I can't stop feeling them. Your tits are that good."

Anna: "Oh jeez, you're so disgusting!"

Ricardo: "Do you have a daughter? Maybe i can switch with her after I'm done trying out your body."

Anna: "I swear, once were back in our bodies, I'm having you arrested."

Ricardo: "Haha, you think they'll believe the situation. I'll just flirt my way out of this."





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