The Right Place, The Right Time

 

A pretty 45 year old Caucasian soccer mom named Jennifer has just returned home after coaching a little league soccer match early that afternoon. Her 21 year old son named Brandon had also just came home after finishing his last college class of the day. 

Both of them go the living room and sit on the couch to chill. Brandon is scrolling through TikTok and finds a video of a body swap sketch between a mom and son with hilarious results. He shows the video to his mom, who was texting a fellow female coach.

Brandon: "Hey mom, you know like how in the movie Freaky Friday, the mom and daughter swap bodies?"

Jennifer: "Yeah, what about it."

Brandon: "Imagine if that happened to us?"

Jennifer: "You know that's fiction. It would never happen in real life."

Brandon: "It would be kinda cool if it did, don't you think?

Suddenly, as Brandon stands up to go to his room, he starts to feel dizzy and after a few seconds, drops to the ground.

Jennifer: "OMG! Brandon, honey, you okay? Wake up sweetie!"

As Jennifer stands back up, she too falls to the ground. After 5 mins, Jennifer and Brandon find themselves in each others bodies. Jennifer (now in Brandon's body), still reeling from initial shock, faints. Brandon (now in Jennifer's body) stands up and does a little self exploration.

Brandon (now Jennifer): "Bro, I can't believe I'm inside my mom's body. This is so cool fucking cool. I've never seen boobs up close." 

He twirls his mom's hair and squeezes her boobs repeatedly with much enthusiasm. 

Brandon: "Oh shit, her boobs are super sensitive."

Just then, "Brandon's male college friends opens the door and looks at the mom and his jaw drops in shock and awe."

Male Friend: "Woah..."

Brandon: "Hey bro, its me, some shit happened and now I'm in my moms body! Come and feel my tits. You might get a free milkshake later haha."





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